Get Velvet

Velvet "Tipper" McRoberts: competitive triathlete, lingerie model, and international spokeswoman for the Coalition of Rightfully Annoyed People (slogan: "CRAP Everywhere - Together we can clean up!").

You: the mooks of evil pursuing her. Ironic, ingenious, madcap and horribly gruesome fates await you all. Also: you fell into lives of crime because you're talking animal sidekicks rejected from a career with Disney.

(A one-page action-comedy TTRPG, heavily inspired by Grant Howitt's oeuvre: Honey Heist, Crash Pandas, et al.)